229 plays“Well I’m home schooled now from my mom and dads, and I likes it so much, and it makes me glads, cause it teach me things like ‘rithmetic and how to make bacon in the sink, and [laughs] to go in the car and drive real far and [laughs] real far. My mom and dads are my teachers, cuz, and I know that the sun is made out of cheese and the moon is made of a giant big ball of yarn that goes down at night and comes up in the morning and everyone causes an alarm, and they say hey, ho, jump off the roof, hey, ho, jump off the roof into the pool and get paralyzed, but don’t forget to open your eyes and check out the sun and the ball of yarn, [laughs] mix up the moon, and where you going? Where you goin’? Where you goin’? [laughs]”
-Amy Poehler freestyle rapping about school on Comedy Bang Bang
